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In what can only be described as a completely casual and emotionally stable development, I am currently matching profiles with the absolutely "normal individual" known as "kurumitokisaki8" This includes matching Discord profile pictures and bios, which—according to reliable sources (me)—is “not a big deal” and “definitely not something that has altered my brain chemistry.”
!Voice Call Incidents Continue!
""""Reports confirm that I have been repeatedly falling asleep in voice calls. Not once. Not twice. But enough times for it to become a recognizable pattern.This is, of course, completely intentional and not at all because I am a complete chud""""
!The Deepwoken Situation!
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Local Dunny's Profile
Today's story comes to you from the town of Frosting, here on Mount Sorbet! Mochi the rabbit has baked some delicious melonpan for her two girlfriends, Treat and Moxie.
!Tragic Upcoming Arc: School!
In a devastating turn of events, kurumitokisaki8 is starting to go back to school. This raises several serious concerns:
• Reduced online time???
• Fewer random messages???
• Potential delay in Deepwoken transmissions???
Authorities (again, me) are monitoring the situation closely and hoping for minimal disruption to the current system.
More About DeepWoken
""""""Deepwoken is a challenging, permadeath-focused action RPG on Roblox developed by Monad Studios (formerly Vows by the Sea), costing 400 Robux for paid access. Released on December 20, 2021, the game is renowned for its unforgiving combat, where losing a character in the high-risk dimension known as The Depths results in permanent deletion ("wiping"). The game features a vast, fractured world called Lumen, split into the Etrean Luminant (starting zone) and the Eastern Luminant (late-game area), along with dangerous underwater regions. Key mechanics include: Permadeath: Dying twice sends players to The Depths; dying there wipes the character forever. Combat: A skill-based system emphasizing parrying, dodging, and posture management. Progression: Players level up by investing stat points, unlocking Talents and Mantras (spells) via card hands. Customization: Choices include 13 distinct Aspects (formerly races), various Attunements (e.g., Flamecharm, Thundercall), and Oaths. Community resources like the Deepwoken Wiki and the Deepwoken Info Discord (with ~37k members) are essential for navigating the game's steep learning curve, complex lore, and evolving updates like the "Verse 2" expansion.""""""
